Appotus Dominus

An Officer stops a driver for running a red light. The guy is a real jerk and comes running back to the officer demanding to know why he is being harassed by the Gestapo! So the officer calmly tells h ...

Try it without looking at the answers......

please don't look down until you do it, you'll love it I promise

GET A CALCULATOR (YOUR COMPUTER HAS ONE ON IT)

1) Pick your favorite number betw ...

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bumping for Colld

I am sorry to hear this. He was a good member of AD and he will surely be missed. We all were left wondering what happened to him. One day he was gone from the guild and I kept looking for him to ask ...

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and
he got out to investi ...

LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: ' ...

Welfare BS

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job ...

The teacher gave her third grade class an assignment to have their parents tell them a story with a moral at the end of it and to be prepared to share it in class the next day.

The next day ...

Sunday: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Monday: Tom wanted fruit sala ...

might have to post my ss' of Kil's advances................

Awesome Wiz,,so proud of you...and I use the same UI so it is awesome

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Make sure to scroll down to the one that reads "you don't get this on broadway"

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TICK WARNING!

I hate it when people forward bogus warnings... but this one is real, and it is important.

This is the time of year to think of ticks once again.

If someone comes to your ...

OUCH!!!!!

Three ducks walk into a bar.

" Say. what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

" Huey," was the reply.

" How's your day been, Huey?"

" Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been i ...

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a ma ...

Sometimes these 'heartwarming' stories are a bit too soppy for me, but this one is truly interesting...

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from Northwestern Univers ...