Appotus Dominus

[Nerple]

It was time.

Morbier has become far too complacent, Mayor Gubbin has grown fat, Fobas has gone ages since seeing a Lindsay Lohan film. It was time to end this madness, the Halflings needed to know the Rivervale Slasher was still lurking, and this time he was not taking prisoners.

I swept through the Karanas, slipping the the Gorge and up through Runny Eye, I emerged in Misty Thicket. I approached the wall and found 3 Deputies gurading the gate.



I couldn't risk them spotting me this early and raising the alarm. They had to be taken out quick.



With 2 headshots, the first two died quickly, the last one actually made it to me, before being slain with oen swipe of my blade. The path to Rivervale was cleared.

I went stealth to insure no Misty Thicket citizens would spot me, In stealth, I approached the Entrance of Rivervale, it was too late now, even in the unlikely event they would spot me, they could not prevent my plan.



I slyly snuck through city hall to the top, and without warning the mayor was seriously wounded.



Even with the aid of his bodyguard, one of the warrior guildmaster's, his fate was sealed. The leader of the Haflings was dead.



With Mayor Gubbin dead, I quickly dropped out of city hall, and started the finishing touches. I took one of the plentiful torches and lit City hall on fire.



I turned around, and there stood the wonderful wooden building, the Fool's Gold. Wood, and Alchol, what a great mixture. That went up next.



I proceeded in lighting the rest fo the town on fire. But I forgot one important detail, if Fobas and I were to go see Lindsay Lohan's new movie, I had to save his best friend in all of Norrath.



With his Tribute Master saved, the rest of Rivervale went up in Flames. I escorted the rescued Ling out to Kithicor Forest and through Highpass to the safety fo the Karana's. It was a long run for the little Hafling, but we made it to Qeynos. I asked him, what he wanted to do. He wanted to get drunk, I took him to the best bar in all of Norrath, Crow's where he got so plastered he was dancing on the counter.



With Fobas's lover saved, and safe in Crow's, I quickly went to the lookout to ensure no hafling followed us to Qeynos. None had though, of course none had, no ling has the skills to track me across the Karanas.



With Fobas in Qeynos to take over watch over his buddy, it was time once again for me to dissappear to plan my next strike against the remaining Halflings.
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[morbier]

i see a slow painful death in ur future licker
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Morbier

[Neosporan]

Nerple .... have you been sippin my beam???? don't lie either! you been mixin with the coke !
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Neosporan Plus
70 Cleric

[Mandaar]

That was pretty funny

[Compass]

ROFL

Compass

[machivi]

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[Corpsed]

Nice work Nerple, can never get enough of lings eating dirt.