Appotus Dominus

[Harmful]

At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the
girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little
squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this a hug".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek, and
says, "In America, we call this a kiss".

She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
proceeds to have sex with her, and says, "In America,
we call this a grass sandwich".

She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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~Take care of you~

[1song]

swedes have bigger penises? This saddens me.
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[Mildane]

Isn't that why the hot swedish ladies stay over there?

[reijo]

i assumed they'd stay turtled considering it's alway's so cold.

[Mildane]

On a side note...http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070302/ap_on_fe_st/mistaken_invasion