Appotus Dominus

[Harmful]

JACK AND JILL'S WEDDING NIGHT

Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a
little chat... "Jack, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in
our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your
mother, and said 'Here try these on.' So, she did and said
'These are too big. I can't wear them. So I replied 'Exactly. I wear the
pants in this family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have
never had any problems." "Hmm" says Jack. He thinks that might be a good thing to try.

So on his honeymoon, Jack takes off his pants and says to Jill, "Here
try these on." She does & says "These are too large, they don't fit me."

So Jack says, "Exactly, I wear the pants in this family & I always will,
and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Jill takes off her pants and hands them to Jack & says, "Here you try
on mine." He does and says, "I can't get into your pants."

Jill says, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart ass attitude,
you never will."
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[brenl]

Cute

[1song]

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
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