Appotus Dominus

[Cassra]

Subject: Chicanas at Chippendales
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>> > >Chicanas at Chippendales
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>> > >The other day, my comadres and I went to a Ladies
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>> > >Night Club. One of the muchachas wanted to impress the
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>> > >rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
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>> > >When the male dancer came over to us, La Lupe licked
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>> > >the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! eeee!
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>> > >Not to be outdone, my other comadre La Bea pulls out
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>> > >a $20 bill. Chiflando she calls the guy back over,
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>> > >licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to his other butt
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>> > >cheek, actually rubs it on. In another attempt to
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>> > >impress the rest of us, Chepa my third friend pulls
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>> > >out a $50 bill and calls the guy over and licks the
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>> > >bill (licks the bill a lot, and slowly). I'm worried
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>> > >about the way things are going, but fortunately she
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>> > >just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks, again.
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>> > >My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things are
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>> > >going, the guy then gyrates over to me! Now everyone's
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>> > >attention is focused on me, and the guy's egging me on
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>> > >to try to top the $50.
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>> > >My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.
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>> > >WHAT COULD I DO?
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>> > >Then "la mujer del barrio" in me took over! I got out
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>> > >my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass,
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>> > >grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.