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Cassra
Joined: 04 Feb 2007
Posts: 287
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 Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 4:12 am Post subject: Deep thoughts |
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Why
Do you have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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Once
You're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why
Does a round pizza come in a square box?
What
Disease did cured ham actually have?
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How
Is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why
Is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If
a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why
Are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why
Do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why
Do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why
Is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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Why
Do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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If
Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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Can
a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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If
The professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why
Does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If
Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If
Corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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If
Electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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Do
The Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why
Did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why
Do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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Did
You ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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You ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address |
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tenor
Joined: 13 Mar 2007
Posts: 577
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| Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 6:24 pm Post subject: The penny |
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| Like every thing else. the cost of living increase and inflation. |
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Auger
Joined: 25 May 2006
Posts: 174
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| Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 5:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Ever wonder how full the oceans would be if they didnt have sponges in them??? |
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Mandaar
Guild N00bert
Joined: 22 Apr 2005
Posts: 6389
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| Posted: Sat May 26, 2007 5:54 am Post subject: ... |
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n00bs.
Auger, come back and play EQ. |
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