Appotus Dominus

[Cassra]

A man called home to his wife and said,

"Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in north with my boss and several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.

This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting,
so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out
my rod and fishing box?

We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up".

"Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is,
did exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he came home, a little tired but otherwise
looking good.

The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish.

But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

You'll love the answer...





The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....."

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for next Monday.