Cassra
Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 287 Location: Tx
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Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:14 pm Post subject: Two friends |
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Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The
morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two
best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything
together.
Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,
Cooter said, "Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him
over." The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, "Nope, ain't
Bubba. "The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought
Gomer in, to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body
and said, "Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over. "The mortician
rolled him over and Gomer said, "No, it ain't Bubba." The mortician
asked, "How can you tell?" Gomer said, "Well, Bubba had two assholes."
"What? ! He had two assholes?" asked the mortician. "Yup, we never seen
'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bubba with them two assholes." |
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