Appotus Dominus

[Cassra]

>> 7 Degrees of blonde
>> >>
>> >>
>> >> FIRST DEGREE:
>> >>
>> >> A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.
>> >> The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the phone, listened a moment
>> >> and
>> >> said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up.
>> >>
>> >> The husband said, "Who was that?"
>> >>
>> >> The wife said, "I don't know! It was some woman wanting to know if the
>> >> coast is clear."
>> >>
>> >> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>> >>
>> >> SECOND DEGREE:
>> >>
>> >> Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the
>> >> sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the
>> >> mirror
>> >> and said, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
>> >> The second blonde said, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde handed
>> >> her the compact. The second one looked in the mirror and said, "You
>> >> dummy,
>> >> it's me!"
>> >> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-
>> >>
>> >> THIRD DEGREE:
>> >>
>> >> A blonde suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she went out
> and
>> >> bought a gun. She went to his apartment unexpectedly and when she
> opened
>> >> the door she found him in the arms of a redhead.
>> >>
>> >> Well, the blonde is really angry. She opened her purse to take out the
>> >> gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She took the gun
> and
>> >> put
>> >> it to her head.
>> >> The boyfriend yelled, "No, honey, don't do it!!!"
>> >>
>> >> The blonde replied, "Shut up ... you're next!"
>> >>
>> >> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>> >>
>> >> FOURTH DEGREE:
>> >>
>> >> A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She
>> >> proudly said, "Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them."
>> >>
>> >> A friend said, "OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?"
>> >>
>> >> The blonde replied, "Oh, that's easy: W."
>> >>
>> >> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>> >>
>> >> FIFTH DEGREE:
>> >>
>> >> What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
>> >>
>> >> "Is it mine?"
>> >>
>> >> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:- ,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-
>> >>
>> >> SIXTH DEGREE:
>> >>
>> >> Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA freshman, sat in her US
>> >> government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs.
>> >> Wade was about.
>> >>
>> >> Bambi pondered the question then finally said, "That was the decision
>> >> George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware "
>> >>
>> >> `?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*:-.,_,.-:*?`?*: -.,_,.-:*?`?*:
>> >>
>> >> SEVENTH DEGREE:
>> >>
>> >> Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
>> >> ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
>> >> reported the
>> >> crime.
>> >>
>> >> The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit,
>> >> patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer
>> >> approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on
> the
>> >> porch,
>> >> shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the
>> >> steps.
>> >>
>> >> Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my
>> >> possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do?
>> >> They send me a BLIND policeman."
>> >>
>>
>>
>> >> OK. Now forward this to someone else who needs a laugh today
>> >>
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[dabooboo]

Very funny...reminds me of the time i was walking along the river and a blonde yelled accross to me from the other side and said "How do I get to the other side of this river" and I yelled out.."Silly blonde you are on the other side"!

[tenor]

I need laugh. it was good. thanks.