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Cassra
Joined: 04 Feb 2007 Posts: 287 Location: Tx
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Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: The Gay Attendant |
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Thank goodness for those Queens... "C"
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>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
>who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
>drinks.
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>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down
>the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to
>announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so
>lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be
>super."
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>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
>rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
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>"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to
>raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
>ground."
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>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
>a Princess and I take orders from no one."
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>To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing
>a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
>outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
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Harmful
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Posts: 274 Location: Texas
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Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:26 am Post subject: |
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Oh Cass you always come up with some good ones thanks for the laugh ~ your the best ((HUGS)) _________________ ~Take care of you~
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IoneMonk no YOU shut up!
Joined: 17 Mar 2007 Posts: 2313
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Harmful
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Posts: 274 Location: Texas
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Posted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 2:40 pm Post subject: |
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Not sure whom laughed harder Em or I but this was funny as hell.... _________________ ~Take care of you~
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