Appotus Dominus

[Cassra]

Thank goodness for those Queens... "C"
>
>My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant,
>who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and
>drinks.
>
>As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down
>the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to
>announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so
>lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be
>super."
>
>On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and
>rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
>
>"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to
>raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the
>ground."
>
>She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called
>a Princess and I take orders from no one."
>
>To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing
>a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I
>outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."
>

[Harmful]

Oh Cass you always come up with some good ones thanks for the laugh ~ your the best ((HUGS))
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[IoneMonk]

I'll raise your flight attendant and bet this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ta9ltJGxjk

I love SW Airlines!

[Harmful]

Not sure whom laughed harder Em or I but this was funny as hell....
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