Appotus Dominus

Harmful · Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Posts: 274 Location: Texas

First off let me say sometimes we dont give the boss enough credit, so I took the time to put this together for him, but really I did this to make us all laugh at him alittle more:

~~~~ODE To MANDAAR~~~~

*Tenor and Roksta strike up some music please for we are about to proceed*

Twas a quiet nite as we all waited in the guild hall
For our fearless PINK leader to make his raid call....

VVVVVROOOOOOOMMMMMM off we go to Solteris......

As he huddled us all up to get us buffed for a fight
We all couldnt help but notice he seemed a little lonely tonight....

We asked what was wrong and he said with a tear in his eye
His donkeys ran away dancing without a single goodbye....

Knowing the pain he must be feeling of not getting any before raids
It was discussed that we should help him forget his donkeys sudden urge to leave....

Mandaar stood infront of us all bearing his deep desires
The only way to please our fearless PINK leader was to line up the Knights by the spires....

Mandaar called to his Enchanters by name:
Medding and Jademajick please haste my Knights for they are about to engage....

Then we heard him demand his trusty Rogues to steak him down:
Kruzar, Maelria, Teklan and Xorne dont fail me know....

GDI Gnomings get a CHeal chain lined up and in place
Before the Knights engage....

Wizards have nukes at the ready
Mages DS them all....

And GO GO GO GO one and all....

As Mandaar called to his Knights by name
Nyterose straps on her new toy to be a part of our fearless PINK leaders Knightly games....

As the Khights prepare to engage you can hear Mandaar exclaim....

Atticuz and Nyterose please take it easy this is new for me.....
Elmago and Maeldread DAMN IT your not doing it hard enough....
Trumluk and Aevark your turn is up and please try to make it burn....
Rithdor and Aetemius it burns and hurts to much you need to stop....

Now Mandaar was very pleased with the job that was done by our Knights
He now knew that his donkeys could no longer compare to a job the Knights had done right....

Now Warriors, Rangers, Beastlords, Zerkers and Monks prepare
Your up next, your job is to rip and tear....

Shamans and Druids your need to keep them alive
Necros please make sure to be twitching to keep the healers thriving....

It turns out to be a good night for the guild of Appotus Dominus
Mandaar our fearless Pink leader cheers with delight
As he not only got what he long desired
But Mandaar didnt seem to put up much of a FIGHT....

To each and everyone of you GOOD JOB and GOOD NIGHT!

I hope each of you enjoyed a lil humor and maybe there can be more....

mf121707
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Gillaian · Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 4:51 am Post subject:

Great read, keep it comin' Harmy.

Mandaar · Guild N00bert Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 6389

Jesus Christ....

My mom says I'm not old enough to read this forum.

brenl · Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Posts: 879 Location: Watching...Waiting

Lol im crying....
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tenor · Joined: 13 Mar 2007 Posts: 577

this is great.

Aetemius · Posted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 9:24 pm Post subject:

Was it good for you too?
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Harmful · Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Posts: 274 Location: Texas

there is nothing like Christmas without a little reminder to Mandy as to his faithful followers.... just a simple reminder for the old.... and a more enjoyable view to the new comers....
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Mandaar · Guild N00bert Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 6389

I forgot how disturbing this was.

Happy Holidays Harmy.

Omegadon · Joined: 16 Sep 2006 Posts: 622 Location: Dallas, TX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj6tGFtuW5g&feature=related
Mandaar this lady looks like a noob. we need you to make one of these I need a few laughs.
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aevark · Joined: 24 Apr 2005 Posts: 282