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Harmful



Joined: 06 Aug 2006
Posts: 274
Location: Texas

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:42 pm    Post subject: Dad at the mall Reply with quote

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time..

When the teenager had enough , he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.


"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son
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Omegadon



Joined: 16 Sep 2006
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Location: Dallas, TX

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol AWSOME... Laughing
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