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Harmful
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Posts: 274 Location: Texas
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:42 pm Post subject: Dad at the mall |
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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes. We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time..
When the teenager had enough , he sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.
"Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son _________________ ~Take care of you~
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Omegadon
Joined: 16 Sep 2006 Posts: 622 Location: Dallas, TX
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Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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lol AWSOME... _________________
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