Appotus Dominus

[brenl]

This is why a new holiday has been created......

March 20th is now officially 'Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day!
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday has been created so your ladies can have a day to show your man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town the name of the holiday explains it all...just a steak, a BJ & shut your mouth for the rest of t he day!
That's it!

This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and Steak, Blow job & Shut the Fuck Up Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

The word is already spreading, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
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[carp75]

I must be lucky to have a wife who doesn't overdramatize V-Day. She even cooked me steak yesterday.
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"Political correctness is as useful to our society as racism"

~Carp