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[Mandaar]

Difference between guts and balls .. Medical Facts



We've all heard about people having guts or balls.
But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for
each is listed below...



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having
the guts to ask:

"Are you still cleaning, or are you flying
somewhere?"



BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with
the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on
your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and
having the balls to say: "You're next."



I hope this clears up any confusion on the subject. In
reality there isn't much difference since either one
will ultimately result in death.

[Righteous]

chutz·pah also hutz·pah
n. Utter nerve; effrontery:

i.e./ hutzpah = A fourteen year old boy murders his parents and then asks the judge for lienency because he is an orphan.
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MAGELO
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