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[Cassra]

The absolute best Little Johnnie joke

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.
When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's
family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk
with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything
about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he
would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, 'What a beautifu l
baby.'
The mother said, 'Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, 'He has beautiful little feet and beautiful
little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can
he see?'
'Yes', the mother replied, 'we are so thankful; the Doctor said
he will have 20/20 vision.'

'That's great', said Little Johnnie,'coz he'd be fucked if he
needed glasses'.

[Teklan]

that was indeed a good one cass

[Harmful]

omg haha i would be opening a can of whop ass on that lil boy!

kids never fail to amuse me with their comments not meaning to be so rude while be oh so truethful
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