Appotus Dominus

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> GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
>
> Between birth and 22, a woman is like Africa , half discovered, half
> wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.
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> Between 23 and 30, a woman is like America , well developed and open to
> trade, especially for someone with cash.
>
> Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India , very hot, relaxed and
> convinced of her own beauty.
>
> Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging; but still warm
> and a desirable place to visit.
>
> Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain , with a glorious and
> all conquering past.
>
> Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost some wars, won some
> great battles but haunted by past mistakes, still very strong and proud.
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> Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Russia, very wide and borders are now
> largely un-patrolled.
>
> After 70, she becomes Tibet . Off the beaten path, with a mysterious
> past and the wisdom of the ages...still desirable but only those with an
> adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge and true love
> dare visit there.
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> GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
>
> Between 1 and 78, a man is like Iran, ruled by a dick.
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