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Healinyou
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:06 am    Post subject: How the government REALLY is Reply with quote


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Xorne



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh nice one.
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Mandaar
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Xorne, please give up on AoC, it called you gay and hates you.

It also insulted your mother.

Come back to EQ. You are needed.
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Xorne



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 1:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

As much as it warms my cold and withered heart to hear you say that Mandaar I just can't handle the strict hour of playing and the 6 day schedule. You guys are all masochist, get a shrink!

And AoConan can call me what ever it wants I'll still love it! So if anyone have question about it just pm me np. Keep in mind tho that if you play AoC I am still aware of AD's raiding time and I will be yelling at you the following; "WHY AREN'T YOU RAIDING YOU LAZY FUCK!?". Consider yourself warned.
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Auger



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I placed this in w/ this post... it compares 1957 and now... funny, though not far from the truth...

Scenario:

Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot
with shotgun in gun rack.

1957 -Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his
car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2008 -School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail
and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.


Scenario:

Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1957 -Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up buddies.

2008 -Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark.
Charge them with assault, both expelled even though Johnny started it



Scenario:

Jeffrey won't be still in class, disrupts other students.

1957 -Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the
Principal. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2008 -Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested
for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a
disability.



Scenario:

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a
whipping with his belt.

1957 -Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to
college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2008 -Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster
care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy's sister that
she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's
mom has affair with psychologist.


Scenario:

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1957 -Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2008 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations.
Car searched for drugs and weapons.


Scenario:

Pedro fails high school English.

1957 -Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college.

2008 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against state school system and Pedro's English teacher. English banned from core curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.



Scenario:

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July, puts them
in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1957 -Ants die

2008 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with
domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.



Scenario:

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is
found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1957 -In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.

2008 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job.
She faces 3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
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Omegadon



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol good stuff Auger.
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Mandaar
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 7:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I didn't say you have to play 6 days a week.

4 or 5 will do.

I'll bet you play a chick and run around naked.

Did I mention AoC called you gay IRL?
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Xorne



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thank you for sharing that Auger, I totally agree that this society is heading for a brick wall at 120mph and for good measure let's say it's ON FIRE.

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Eurynome



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PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
this society is heading for a brick wall at 120mph and for good mesure let's say it's in flame.


No, I believe the term is "flaming"...but yeah you're right there.
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mcmosh



Joined: 02 Mar 2008
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Location: florida

PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 11:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice
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