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Harmful
Joined: 06 Aug 2006 Posts: 274 Location: Texas
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:21 pm Post subject: Bullfrog and a Blowjob |
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A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive. She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn't want to spend a fortune.
'Well,' said the clerk, 'I have a very large bullfrog. They say it's been trained to give blowjobs!'
'Blowjobs!' the woman replied.
'It hasn't been proven but we've sold 30 of them this month,' he said.
The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it's true...no more blowjobs for her! She bought the frog.
When she explained froggy's ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off. The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.
In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds. She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cookbooks.
'What are you two doing at this hour?' she asked.
The husband replied, 'If I can teach this fucker to cook, your ass is gone..' _________________ ~Take care of you~
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Maige Rod God
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 35
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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I sense this is really a post about Frogbait... Can he cook?
- Maige _________________ Maige Denugget
Master of the Elements
Arch Mage of the GNOMISH kind
Is this a modrod in my pocket, or am I just happy to see you?
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brenl
Joined: 02 Mar 2007 Posts: 879 Location: Watching...Waiting
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Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 12:37 pm Post subject: |
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Maige wrote: |
I sense this is really a post about Frogbait... Can he cook?
- Maige |
He can't do the former either, so he's screwed either way. _________________ http://www.myspace.com/dcarrie1007
Some people are just good at masking ignorance as brilliance. |
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IowaGnome
Joined: 05 Mar 2008 Posts: 187
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Posted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 12:11 am Post subject: |
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BAHAHAHAHA...and the responses are funny too. _________________
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