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Bearmerfudd
Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Posts: 374
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:13 pm Post subject: Summer Classes for Men at -THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE- |
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Summer Classes for Men at
THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE
(some leniency will be given to age as there seems to be a great interest for male youth to attend, prior to setting in their ways.)
REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED
By Friday, August 16th 2009
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM
Class 1
How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays--Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.
Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours..
Class 3
Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?--Group Practise.
Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4
Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.
Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5
Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
Examples on Video.
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM
Class 6
Loss Of Identity--Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help Line Support and Support Groups..
Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7
Learning How To Find Things--Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open Forum
Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8
Health Watch--Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health
Graphics and Audio Tapes.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9
Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost--Real Life Testimonials.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined
Class 10
Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?
Driving Simulations.
4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11
Learning to Live--Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
Online Classes and role-playing
Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined
Class 12
How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques..
Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.
Class 13
How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy--Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.
Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 14
The Stove/Oven--What It Is and How It Is Used.
Live Demonstration.
Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. _________________
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midari
Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 275
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 5:51 pm Post subject: |
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another good one bear _________________
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Xorne
Joined: 27 Apr 2005 Posts: 643
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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Don't be a sexist. |
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Kyppe
Joined: 25 Apr 2005 Posts: 103
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:54 pm Post subject: |
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Class 2
The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?
Round Table Discussion.
Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.. |
mine used to but when i gave my ex the boot it must have gotten moody and won't do it anymore |
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Bearmerfudd
Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Posts: 374
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:05 pm Post subject: |
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Xorne wrote: |
Don't be a sexist. |
hahaha, yeah my old High school sweetie keeps sending me these things lol...
hmmm, wonder what it means lol _________________
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saeinya
Joined: 06 Oct 2008 Posts: 745
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 12:42 am Post subject: |
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maybe she wants a bear in a blanket? >< |
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