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Innania



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 3:58 pm    Post subject: "A snake has kicked YOU!" Reply with quote



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Dean Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.

"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.

Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.

The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.

Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."

A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.

Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other.
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/6187320/Snake-with-foot-found-in-China.html

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Velnarin



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 4:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hoooly shit. If I woke up to find something like THAT crawling up my wall at that age, I'd be dead with no time to do anything about it. Shocked
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Jademajick



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PostPosted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 10:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i think i have to agree with Vel on this one..hell..at my age!!!
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Wizpopfizz



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

trogdor?
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

burninating the country side..
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Xorne



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

burninating the peasants ..
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

burninating the THATCHED ROOF COTTAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Xorne



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THATCHED ROOF COTTAGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!!1










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PostPosted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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