Appotus Dominus

[Stryffe]

http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2009/11/10-geeky-laws-that-should-exist-but-dont/

1. Munroe’s Law: A person in a geeky argument who can quote xkcd to support his position automatically wins the argument. This law supersedes Godwin, so that even if the quote is about Hitler, the quoter still wins.

2. Lucas’s Law: There is no movie so beloved that a “special edition,” prequel or sequel cannot trample and forever stain its memory.

3. Tolkien and Rowling’s Law: No reasonably faithful movie adaptation of a book will ever be quite as good as the book it adapts. Thus great movie adaptations can only be made out of truly amazing books.

4. Somers and McCarthy’s Law: There is no dangerous unscientific theory so preposterous that no celebrity will espouse and advocate it.

5. Jobs’s Law: No matter how well last year’s cool tech gadget still works, it will seem utterly inadequate the moment the new version comes out.

6. Savage and Hyneman’s Law: Blowing stuff up is fun. Blowing stuff up in the name of science is AWESOME.

7. Starbucks’ and Peet’s Law: C8H10N4O2, better known as caffeine, is the most wonderful chemical compound known to humankind. If the field of chemistry had never identified or produced a single other useful compound, caffeine alone would be justification enough for its existence.

8. Wilbur’s Law: Bacon makes everything better.

9. Comic Book Guy’s Law: There is no detail of a movie too brief or inconsequential to become the subject of an hours-long diatribe.

10. The Unified Geek Theory: At present, the President of the United States, the wealthiest person in the United States, and the most trusted newscaster in the United States are all geeks. At the same time, movies based on comic book characters are routinely taking in hundreds of millions of dollars. The only reasonable conclusion is: We’ve won!
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I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive.

[Velnarin]

8 is awful.

[Wizpopfizz]

[Water]

[Velnarin]

Link didn't work for me. But anyway, I think you may have missed my point, depending on zee link's content. It's called Wilbur's Law... like Charolette's Web. Hence, awful.

I <3 Bacon.

[Stryffe]

Why would you think that Vel? pigs like Bacon too!
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I'm betting that I'm just abnormal enough to survive.

[Xorne]

On South Park season 1 or 2 DVD boxset you have some short clip of Matt and Tray doing a cooking show spoof with the mascott, Macon The Bacon! And they fed the pig some bacon and he loves it!

Classic moments in video history aaawww.


Edit: Found it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sBPm6ubjnU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPTCchtRT4A