Appotus Dominus

[arielyn]

In a school just outside of Miami, a first grade teacher explained to her
class that she is a Dolphin fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Dolphin fans too.

Not really knowing what a Dolphin fan is, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd.

The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different ...
"Because I am not a Dolphin fan" says Timmy.

The teacher then asks, "What are you ?"

Timmy says "I'm a PATRIOTS fan."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asks Timmy why he is a PATRIOTS fan.

" Well, my mom and dad are PATRIOTS fans so I'm a PATRIOTS fan too."

The teacher is now angry." That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?"

Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Dolphin fan."
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