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THE DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL

 
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Bearmerfudd



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:30 am    Post subject: THE DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL Reply with quote

Here's one for you ladies...

enjoy,
Bear

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THE DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL


The first man married a woman from North Carolina .
He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.
It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home
to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from South Carolina .
He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better.
By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done
and there was a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from CANADA.
He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed,
lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything,
but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down
and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that
he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
He still has some difficulty when he pees.

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