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epoche



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:47 am    Post subject: The WInd~ Reply with quote

A very long time ago, before the moon knew how to smile, the world was peaceful and quiet. Fields of wheat stood motionless and dandelions remained intact. Was a wonder to behold really ... the trees were orange... the sand blue and the sky was the most perfect color of brown you've ever seen!

One day, in a week of saturdays (that everyone loved!) there was a strange sense in the air... it MOVED! The yellow waters swayed with the motion not knowing what else to do. Pieces of dandelions FLEW to the air unknowing of their future but fearless! Scads of flowers and water moved into the liquid sky. They decided to call this anomoly Wind.

Time passed, as it often does... pieces landed together and apart...and as these pieces grew they couldn't agree on even the smallest of things so went their own directions in this odd space they had decided to call Norrath.

Soon came a day when...
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Xorne



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 12:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soon came a day when...I finally ran out of LSD. Then everything turned back to normal and I was a sad sad panda.
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Wizpopfizz



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PostPosted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

until you found mushrooms.
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Ironbrow



Joined: 27 Mar 2010
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Location: Cape Coral, FL

PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Alas, having run out of forraged mushrooms, the sad panda known as Xorne was struck by an idea. He proceded to tradskill Xorne Loaves, the mystical little piles the happy mushrooms sprang from. He adorned his lands in Loaves and soon harvested a plethora of the mycelial goodness. Xorne the mighty Loaf maker then consumed the Happy Shroomies borne of Xorne and was able to travel back to the perniciously colored lands he so missed. Whilst away from his mystical land he helped others to enjoy his happy Shrooms and founded an entire economy based on his Mighty Loaves. He grew to be a man of stature, having conquered his lack of funds AND he was able to enjoy the happy lands he know before. In his Loaf induced Euphoria he remembered the LAnds name was Norrath. He then decided all Norrathians should be allowed to share his euphoria, so he built a house, and took a wife to host his party. Her name was Nancy.
Nancy from humble beginnings rose to rival Xornes elite stature and surveyed the plans for the party. The party a wild success aqnd because she wanted to honor the lowly donkey for his service she took the little humble ass and appointed him the symbol of her party. The noble Xorne indulged his wife and encouraged her to do public service in his name. She decided that all people should be equal so started to help the rich to help the poor, by redistributing thier wealth.....
Shocked
Oh crap! ITS HAPPENING!
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Zahashah



Joined: 15 Sep 2010
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Location: Siskiyou's in So Oregon

PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 6:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

[img]http://picasaweb.google.com/lh/photo/JvCBZ61NCav5X_Pof4nj2g?feat=directlink[/img]

Humm not sure why this isn't working Shocked
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Fianu



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PostPosted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soon came a day when...

All the wealth was distributed among the masses, so, the question arose....What were these pieces flowing through the air, mysterious and grand? Time passed, as it often does. The day came when all the pieces realized they needed each other in order to form a more perfect whole.

And then......
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saeinya



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

saeinya finally got laid.. THE END.
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Ironbrow



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PostPosted: Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WHOA.
Finally?? Shocked
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saeinya



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PostPosted: Fri Oct 15, 2010 1:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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