arielyn Drunken Idiot
Joined: 11 Oct 2005 Posts: 55 Location: Yomamas House
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Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 5:47 pm Post subject: The Young Patriots Fan |
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In a school just outside of Miami, a first grade teacher explained to her
class that she is a Dolphin fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they are Dolphin fans too.
Not really knowing what a Dolphin fan is, but wanting to be liked by their
teacher, their hands all went up into the air. However, there is one exception. A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks him why he has decided to be different ...
"Because I am not a Dolphin fan" says Timmy.
The teacher then asks, "What are you ?"
Timmy says "I'm a PATRIOTS fan."
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red, she asks Timmy why he is a PATRIOTS fan.
" Well, my mom and dad are PATRIOTS fans so I'm a PATRIOTS fan too."
The teacher is now angry." That's no reason" she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot?"
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Dolphin fan." _________________
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