Appotus Dominus

Nerple · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 357 Location: Massachusetts

Lightning Round!

Poisons's Best Album: 'Look what the Cat Dragged In' or 'Open Up and Say Ahh"?

If you picked 'Look what the Cat Dragged In' you are so wrong, that you make both Baby Joseph Sayer and myself cry.

Everybody knows that "Open Up and Say Ahh" was the best album of the '80's, with such hits as Every Rose has it's Thorn, Fallen Angel, and Unskinny Bop.

But that is neither here nor there, it's just something I felt stronglt that everyone needed to know.

So the past couple of weeks, I have been grouping up with Morbier and Gnomings for random stuff, and during battle they had this tendency to grab my scrotum and threaten my career in the porn industry if I didn't app to AD. Now I may have a brass set, but damn it that hurts and a man's got to work after all. Actually when gnomings does it, it's kind of nice, but Morb hasn't bathed in a long long long time because he's a dirt ling, and his hands are thus rough and gritty from all the crap embedded and crusted on his hands, and it feels like sandpaper against my baby smooth skin.

Yeah so, seriously, I am going to kill Morbier.... again...

I tried wearign a cup, but the boys have to breathe you know.

Seriously, I am going to kill him.

So I have slapped Morb around enough until he agreed to be my key bitch and run around with me working on keys and flags. We got the sigs out of the way rikkity tick, and am currently working on Dreadspire and Theater of Blood. They are not done yet, but I have threatened to take one of his toes for 'Hot and Spicy Toelings' (Look them up on EQTrader, a real delicacy) each day they go incomplete, if it goes longer than ten days I go to fingers.

So I was thinking, What do I bring to the table, so here's a list!

* I am a kitty, a damn sexy kitty, I for fur and a tail, and I don't wear a shirt because I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts. Oh Pussy, Oh Pussy Cat.

* I kill lings

* I have a big axe

* I'm a Berserker

* I'm willing to sing the Berserker theme song from Clerks "My love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER! Would you like some making fuck, BERSERKER!"

* I am more dps than Twolfy!

* I am cleaner than Aet, seriously it's not even close, I look like a bar of Irish Spring Soap comapred to him.

* I've never had sexual relations with my boss or small woodland creatures. See above.

* I have the most skilled tongue, this side of Nerple. Though Anova has a pretty nice one too.

* Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel Came pumpin cross my floor
She said "Come on baby I got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above"

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midnight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell- "more, more, more"
More, more, more.

* You needed to know the above

* I like to eat Pudding

* I will continue to practice halfling genocide.

* My heterosexual man love Fobas and I will team up and bring back all the old kicks, training pudding, karaoke hour, training Nisk, and walling the god damn drakes.

* Go Red Sox!

Now there are a few minor drawbacks as well, I have to be upfront and admit them.

* I wasn't lying about ling genocide, I will kill them all, guild lings included, in fact I am starting with Morbier.

* I'm kind of obsessed about killing Morbier

* I don't wash my tongue.

Ok, I have wasted too much time writing this when I could be killing Morbier. So enjoy this while I go hunt him down:

Yo VIP let's kick it

Ice Ice baby
Ice Ice baby
All right stop collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it you better gain weight
You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
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Aetemius · Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 1:40 am Post subject:

Anareon · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 209

Unskinny Bop wasn't on Open up and Say Ahh

Raolf · Ling King Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 130

its about time fool

1. guilded lings will always own you

2. red sox suck

3. glad to see you finally app

shoot me tells if you need help getting flags keys ect
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Nerple · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 357 Location: Massachusetts

OH lord, owned by a bard. It wasn't, I believe I was thinking of 'Nothing but a Godo Time'
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Mildane · Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 49

Does my vote count?

Besto · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 81 Location: Texas

Nerple · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 357 Location: Massachusetts

Mildane · Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 49

How do you know?

Nerple · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 357 Location: Massachusetts

You are much more of a mullet person, that's how I know.
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arielyn · Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 11:37 pm Post subject: .

GO SOX.

THAT IS ALL.
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Mildane · Joined: 03 Aug 2005 Posts: 49

Never had a mullet. I used to have it almost like a bowl cut, I just keep it short now though. Not sure where you got that idea.

Compass · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 853

The Sox lost to my last place Royals last night. All I can say is HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Compass

Nerple · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 357 Location: Massachusetts

Someone needs to be reminded of the Royals record, and the fact that they need outfielders that know how to catch.
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Nerple · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 357 Location: Massachusetts

Mildane, you're a Colts fan, did I really need to know anything else to know that you must be a Mullet man?
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Compass · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 853

The Sox are fading fast and play in the 2nd best division in the AL. Those are facts, not opinions. It is also a fact that the mighty Sox lost to my last place Royals. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Compass

Nerple · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 357 Location: Massachusetts

Fact: The AL East is the best Division in baseball. Evidence: The Sox and Yankees both have a winning record over the Tigers and Fake Sox. The AL East doesn't have the luxury of having 19 games against both Cleveland and Kansas City.

Fact: The Sox are still in contention despite having a full rotation of starting pitchers on the DL, as well as their captain and several other players.

Fact: Despite losing to the Royals, the Sox are still 26.5 games up on the Royals right now.

Fact: The Pawtucket Red Sox are better than Kansas City

Fact: Unlike Kansas City, the owner's and administration actually care in Boston.
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Nerple · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 357 Location: Massachusetts

I am also recruiting for my halfling genocide squad, send a tell to Nerple or Turar in game. All Ling will Die.
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Fobas · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 150

Bring it on pussies! Lings own you all.

Fobas

Gribiel · Joined: 22 Apr 2005 Posts: 84

...wth kind of app was that?

-Gribiel, the Lovedorf