Appotus Dominus

[Attreus]

Ok, so last night I decided to smoke a joint. I dont do drugs at all so for me this was like doing crack. An hour later while staring at the wall eating a bun with butter and about a two inch spread of cold mashed potatoes on it (it tasted like whip cream and pastry I swear) I started to wonder why they call waffles "waffles" was it the last name of the person that invented them? did they come from a town named waffle? is it the noise they make when you wave them back and forth in someones face? finally I said fuck it. the waffle iron companies must have named them as an advertisement gimic to sell more waffle irons.
Im not making this up
I think ill be sticking to the odd rum and coke and leaving the pot to the gnomes.
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[Corpsed]

haha, this is the funniest thread in this Humor section hands down. thanks for the laugh.

[Master_Menaco]

Waffle ~ Noun

1. cookery.
A light-textured cake made of batter, with a distinctive grid-like surface pattern formed by the hinged iron mould (called a waffle iron) in which it is baked.

Etymology: 18c: from Dutch wafel.

Very funny story Thought I would solve the mystery for ya!