Appotus Dominus

[Mechell]

MASTERCARD WEDDING ???*****

You got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a
microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone
for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having
sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a Master Card "priceless" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends:
$32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: $8,500

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD!

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, it's more like a jar of Jalapenos-- what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow... "

[Mandaar]

And people ask me why I'm not married.

Sheesh..

[Attreus]

becuase you havent met a donkey who will clean the house?
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[Mechell]

Hope ya'll enjoyed that

[Harmful]

Damn you Att you took what i was gonna say.... /shrug we know that Mandy will grow old just sleepin from donkey to donkey......
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~Take care of you~

[Attreus]

i had to burn him, he is deleting my posts today. im bored and servers are down and he wont let me start anything on the boards to amuse myself. I bet he has an audio trigger set to "attreus posts" on days like today.
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[Harmful]

ya know Attreus you could tell me what to post to get stuff goin - HAHA see how many he ends up deleting today!! Besides it is so fun to pick on Mandy.....
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~Take care of you~

[Omegadon]

ok i just gotta ask, I hear donkey this and donkey that everyday....what is the deal with a donkey?...lol
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[Harmful]

ask Mandy to explain.... but dont talk ill of donkeys around him for he may try to make you see the "donkey" light.....
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