Appotus Dominus

[brenl]

Enjoy:

In summary, the police arrested Robert Aylor, 59+ year old white male, in a
pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night. On Monday, at the County
courthouse, Aylor was charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
indecency, and public intoxication. The suspect explained that as he was
passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided
to stop, 'You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no
one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around' he
stated in a telephone interview.



Aylor went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked
out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,
and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' 'Guess I was really into it,
you know?' he comment ed with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Aylor failed to notice an
approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda
Taylor approached him. 'It was an unusual situation, thats for sure,' said
officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Mr. Aylor and he's just banging away at
this pumpkin.' Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she
approached Aylor. 'I said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're
having sex with a pumpkin?'



He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me
straight in the face and said..... 'A pumpkin? ..... Shit...is it
midnight already!?!
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[Gillaian]

Does that mean he was bangin' the carriage?