Appotus Dominus

[Harmful]

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches
in Montego Bay , Jamaica . Their domestic tranquility had long been the
talk of the town.

People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their
long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,"
explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon , in Arizona , and took
a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse. We hadn't gone too
far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife
looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Once more
my wife quietly said, "That's twice." We hadn't gone a half-mile when
the horse stumbled for the third time my wife quietly removed a revolver
from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the
poor animal like that, are you crazy!?" She looked at ME, and quietly
said, "That's once."

"And from that moment ... we have lived happily every after."
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[brenl]

Psycho women....
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