Appotus Dominus

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some things that amused me.....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nose+candy

3. nose candy
when a girl is sucking you off and you are about to blow your load... you pull your cock out of her mouth and stick it in her nose and blow away!!

Last night Kelli asked me for blow. So, i told her to suck my dick and she would get some nose candy in return!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=choreplay

1. choreplay

When a woman is turned on by the sight of her husband/boyfriend/partner doing regular household chores, that she would normally be doing.

"Last night, it was all about choreplay. I was all 'OH YEAH, fold that laundry. Oh yes, just like that! In half and, then in half again. OHHH'"

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Guitar+Hero+Psychosis&defid=2833445

1. Guitar Hero Psychosis

The delusional belief that one can play the guitar, because "i got four star on hard lol" in the game "Guitar Hero".

"Fred's a mess, he thinks he can play a guitar that isn't tiny and plastic with five huge colored buttons. Me thinks he's got the Guitar Hero Psychosis"
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