Appotus Dominus

[Ellusive]

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that, when
investigating Mad Cow disease, our government can track a single cow
born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she
sleeps in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their
stalls. But they are unable to locate the 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.


The Constitution - They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for
Iraq Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really
smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we're not using it
anymore.



The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten
Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt
Not Steal ,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie'
in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a
hostile work environment.

[carp75]

Nice one, Ellusive.

The problem is people can only handle the truth when it's dripping with sarcasm hehe
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~Carp

[Teklan]

Cows - cause they more directly kill people. Illegal aliens, as some of you will argue, are draining funding to various programs, causing death due to illness. But it is indirect.

Other two - funny