Appotus Dominus

[Stephane]

HI everyone!

I received an e-mail this morning and i think Mandaar should read it carefully. Someone is trying to warn him i think... It goes like this...



The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for Blood plasma.

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No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.Oh go ahead... I'll wait...~

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Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

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You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

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Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.

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The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

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The King of Hearts is the only king WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE

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American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive
from each salad served in first-class.

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Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.
(Since Venus is normally associated with women, what does this tell you!)

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Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

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Most dust particles in your house are made from DEAD SKIN!

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The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first ' MarlboroMan.'

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Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

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PEARLS MELT IN VINEGAR!

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The three most valuable brand names on earth:
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

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It is possible to lead a cow upstairs... but, not downstairs.

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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

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Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)

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Richard Millhouse Nixon was the first U.S.president whose name contains all the lettersfrom the word 'criminal.'

The second?
William Jefferson Clinton

(Please don't tell me you're SURPRISED!!!)

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And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their rear end.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)




Have a good one!

Stephane