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Scoundrell
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Location: Elk Plain, WA
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 Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:10 pm Post subject: Company Policy on Toilet Use |
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Executive Directive 1.0045.3
Toilet Use
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the 'Chronic Offenders category'. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.
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reijo
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| Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| is there a constipation clause ? |
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Mandaar
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| What about.... nm, that's going downhill in a hurry. |
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