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Bush & Cheney at Breakfast

 
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xereau



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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:43 pm    Post subject: Bush & Cheney at Breakfast Reply with quote
Dick Cheney and George W. Bush are having breakfast at the White House.

An attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies,

'I'd like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit.'

'And what can I get for you, Mr.President?' she asked.

George W. looks up from his menu and replies with his trademark wink and slight grin, 'How about a quickie this morning?'

'Why, Mr. President!' the waitress exclaims, 'how rude! You're starting to act like President Clinton.' and the waitress storms away.

Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers....

'It's pronounced 'quiche'.
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PostPosted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 10:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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