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xereau



Joined: 24 Apr 2005
Posts: 669

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 1:53 am    Post subject: Man down... Reply with quote

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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isha



Joined: 31 Mar 2008
Posts: 114

PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 2:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl
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mcmosh



Joined: 02 Mar 2008
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 21, 2008 3:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao
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