Appotus Dominus

[Cassra]

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop, and
he got out to investigate.

He asked one of the men, 'Why are you
eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for
food,' the poor man replied. 'We have no choice. We
have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my
house and I'll feed you' the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children
with me. They are over there, under that tree'

'Bring them along' the lawyer
replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You
come with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said,
'But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with
me!'

'Bring them all as well,' the lawyer
answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy
task, even for a car as large as the stretch limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned
to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank
you for taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it.
You'll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot
high.