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Nefra



Joined: 30 Jan 2006
Posts: 950
Location: florida

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:43 am    Post subject: :) Reply with quote

Job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.
After all the background checks, interviews

And testing were done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

The men to a large metal door and handed

Him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your

Instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

In a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

Never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

For this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room. All was

Quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

But I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't

Have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

Same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the

Gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one

After another. They heard screaming, crashing,

Banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was

Quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the

Woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

Beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them
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saeinya



Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 745

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol i love this joke
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chisaineko



Joined: 11 Dec 2008
Posts: 76

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just excellence!!!
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Healinyou
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Joined: 22 Apr 2005
Posts: 1665
Location: Tucson, AZ

PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 6:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saeinya loves this so much because, and you may not know this already, this is actually a true story. A reporter got ahold of the story and printed it, and the female in the story was named Saeinya.
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saeinya



Joined: 06 Oct 2008
Posts: 745

PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 10:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol, how did ya know heal? wanna be my next victim err hubby?
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Drauger



Joined: 26 Apr 2006
Posts: 36
Location: SanDiego , CA

PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spanks alot
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